Script if you just want to read...
24:24 (Yukina) Come on in It’s Audrey and Kate
24:45 (Yukina) First we have Audrey and Kate. I’m always watching them with my kid. Here they are.
24:53 (Yukina) Thanks so much for coming! I always wanted to see them play.You are always checking their channel?
24:57 (Yukina) Yes, we are. My kid watches them too.
25:01 (Goto) So, it’s a game?
25:02 (Yukina) Not a regular game. You use a REAL GUITAR! Right?
25:08 (Yukina) Her technique is great! More you watch, more impressed you’ll be.25:12 In addition, Kate here, keeps screaming, shaking her head.
25:23 She’s no joking around. So, Kate is the very part of music.
25:26 (Goto) I see! I see!
25:27 (Yukina) In addition, the room they are in is pure Japanese with Tatami and Shoji.
25:32 (Goto) Ah, that makes it very different/unique?25:36 So, Kate. Does it make you pumped up watching your sister play guitar ?
25:39 (Kate) HUH?????
25:44 (Audrey) It’s not like we tell her to do that. She just kind of starts doing her own thing.
25:48 (Goto) She just kinda started doing stuff on her own??25:50 So were you practicing by yourself?
25:54 (Audrey) Ah…. What?
25:55 (Kate) Ba hahahahhaha
25:56 (Shelly) Funny kids!
Introduces Marimo Kosugi (comedian in Japan)
Introduces Sato (comedian in Japan)
Sato does his skit (he is known for not being very funny - that is his thing)
27:40 (Goto) Oh, Kate is laughing. Hey, what do you think about this guy? Is he funny?
27:42 (Sato) WOOOOW
27:43 (Kate) Pft
27:50 Topic #1 - Comparing coolest love events of your lifeAudrey - Received 2 rings
Marimo - Never had a boyfriend (23 years)
Sato - Missed work to be with a girlfriend
28:01 (Goto) You got 2 rings???
28:04 (Goto) What’s that about?
28:06 (Shelly) You are so young!!
28:07 (Goto) Yea, isn’t it too early??
28:11 (Audrey) When I was 3rd or 4th grade, I had a boyfriend.
28:17 (Shelly) In 3rd or 4th grade??
28:19 (Tokui) What does that mean? Like to go on a date?
28:21 (Audrey) No, we never went out. Like writing letters to each other, etc.
28:26 (Goto) Ah, I see.
28:27 (Yukina) So cute!
28:29 (Goto) And who asked who out?
28:31 (Audrey) Me
28:33 (Goto) Oh, Audrey, you are pretty forward.
28:36 (Goto) Was he good-looking?
28:38 (Audrey) Ah, just normal.
28:39 (Kate) Hey, I can pretend like I’m a fish!!!!
28:42 (Goto) HUH??!?!! What is that about??!?!
EVERYONE Starts laughing because of Kate’s abrupt interruption, bragging about her unique skills.
28:57 (Tokui) OMG
28:58 (Shelly) This kid is a genius.
29:03 (Goto) Kate, wa what was that?
29:06 (Kate) My fish-face is like this….
29:20 (Goto) I think that was the most abrupt, surprising thing that happened to me.
29:24 (Goto) I’ve been a TV host for a while but that was something else.
29:38 (Goto) Entering a conversation like that was the funniest.
29:43 (Goto) OK, about the letter. What did you write?
29:46 (Audrey) Nooo...
29:50 (Kate) Stop being so shy!
29:53 (ANNOUNCER) THIS SHARP-TONGUED 6 year old is UNSTOPPABLE!Because Marimo looks so pretty, people think she had plastic surgery.
29:58 (Goto) Marimo insists she hasn’t done plastic surgery on her face.
30:00 (Kate) I think she had it done.
30:07 (Tokui) Now in these letters, do you say, I like you or something like that?
30:12 (Kate) I have noooo idea about those kind of things.
30:17 (Goto) Kate you didn’t write it, right?
30:19 (Goto) Did you write something like I like you?
30:21 (Audrey) Not just like you but I really really really really really like you!
30:23 (Goto) WOW. I see. So that is the guy that gave you a ring?
30:30 (Audrey) Yes.
30:31 (Goto) Happy?? Receiving the ring?
30:32 (Audrey) It was so surprising. I stood there with my mouth open.
30:38 (Kate) Yea, like this. (Kate with her mouth open wide.)
30:53 (Goto) So, Marimo, you’ve never had a boyfriend?
(They talk about her character of not really liking people.)
31:18 (Goto) Not even a kiss?
(They ask Marimo if she ever had a felling of love at first sight.)
31:47 (Goto) What do you think about that as an 11 year old, Audrey?
31:52 (Audrey) Even I have kissed someone.
31:56 (Everyone) WHAAT?????
32:02 (Goto) Your dad and mom are here.
32:04 (Goto) Is that ok!??!?!?
32:11 (Goto) They look surprised! **This was the 1st time the dad found out…. Mom knew…
32:13 (Yukina) At a loss for words!?
32:15 (Goto) It must have been a cute kiss on the cheek, a greeting kind of thing.
32:19 (Kate) I love hamsters and ferrets.
32:24 (Goto) HUH??? What are you saying!!!
32:35 (Goto) She is talking about her favorite animals.
32:33 (Kate) They’re so cute.
34:35 *Sato starts his skit*
34:48 (Kate) ……
34:50 (Goto) Hey, Kate. What did you think of that?
34:53 (Kate) He is just a normal human.
35:01 (Goto) Like a dude that’s not doing anything?? Just a guy wearing some clothes, standing there.
36:12 TOPIC 2 What is the thing that you are so worried about now?
Audrey - school field trip
Marimo - Plastic surgery doubts
Sato - Mean girlfriend
*Marimo insists she hasn’t hard plastic surgery on her face.
Yukina thinks she has.
37:20 (Yukina) She has done it!!
37:24 (Goto) You had it done, right?
37:24 (Marimo) No.
37:28 (Goto) Are you sure?
37:31 (Goto) Let’s ask Kate about it.
37:32 (Goto) She keeps saying she hasn’t done it.
37:34 (Kate) I think she has done it!!
37:42 (Goto) Kate said so, so I think that’s true.
37:52 (Audrey) From spring, Kate will be in 1st grade. We have a field trip to welcome them. I am a bit worried that she will be paired up with some gross boy.
38:05 (Goto) I see. What is a gross boy to you? Or let’s say what kind of guy do you not like?
38:09 (Audrey) A guy that is always causing trouble and those who aren’t very kind.
38:15 (Goto) Hey, Kate. Do you like boys who always cause trouble?
38:20 (Kate) I don’t like them. Like so-and-so in my class at school.
38:21 (Audrey) Hey, don’t say that.
38:27 (Goto) Did she just say one of the boy’s name in her class?LAUGH
38:37 TOPIC 3 I am the best there is at this!
Audrey - Rocksmith
Marimo - Collects Rocks
Sato - Luck
38:48 Audrey and Kate Rocksmith!!!
38:51 (Goto) This is a game?
38:52 (Audrey) Yes.
38:53 (Yukina) On some Heavy Metal Magazine/site, I saw them listed in the top 10.
39:01 (Goto) Did you know that Audrey?
39:03 (Audrey) No.
39:04 (Goto) You didn’t know??
39:06 (Yukina) You were on it. So awesome!!
39:09 (Yukina) Yea, all these heavy metal adults and in there you guys are listed.
39:17 (Goto) Wow. So, their in there amongst other rock musician?
39:20 (Goto) So, I guess they are going to let us see the game!
39:27 (Announcer) Here they are performing!
How do you do this?
40:37 Look at her right hand?!40:46 WOW!!
41:00 (Yukina) I am so happy to be able to see them live!!
41:02 (Goto) What did you think of your sister’s performance?
41:04 (Kate) She was so COOL!!
41:14 TOPIC 3 Actually, I……
Marimo - see Chaplin
Sato - haven’t stopped smoking.
Audrey - really like Tokui (the comedian.)
41:22 (Goto) You like Tokui?
41:24 (Goto) Hey, Audrey. You like Tokui?
41:29 (Goto) You are turning red! You like Tokui??
41:35 (Goto) What do you like about him??
41:37 (Audrey) He’s cool.
41:38 (Goto) What else?
41:40 (Audrey) He’s funny!
41:44 (Goto) Cool and funny? That’s like the best compliment for guys!
41:53 (Tokui) Oh, I’m still single.
41:54 (Tokui) If I asked you out, would you?
41:55 (Audrey) Yea.41:57 *Kate makes a chicken sound. We think she was bored of the topic.
42:00 (Tokui) Kate, this is a really important moment right now.
42:07 (Tokui) Wanna go out?
42:11 (Tokui) I’ll take you to the beach or something and those paparazzi can take our photo?!